PHOTO MOMENT: Happy Hallowe’en from Bottom’s Richie and Eddie

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A scene from the Ninetie’s BBC comedy series ‘Bottom’ that starred the late Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson. In the Hallowe’en special, titled “Terror” and first broadcast on the 13th January 1995, scuzzy but hilarious flatmates Eddie Hitler (Edmondson) and Richard Richard (Mayall) decide to go out trick-or-treating to make some extra cash. In the above scene, they dress as a banana and devil to strike fear into the locals. Poor old Richie however falls victim to the laxative effects of an electric cattle prod they plan to use to extort Hammersmith‘s residents for a few spooky pennies. A highly amusing comedy gem that will have you reaching for a fresh new pair of tights in no time.

HAPPY HALLOWE’EN!!

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♠️HAPPY HALLOWEEN♠️

The same to you and hope the witching hour is all that you expect ♠️♠️♠️ xoxo ❤️

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FEATURED: FORAY at the 👻HAUNTED HOUSE♠️

the fireplace is lit the apple wood logs crackle as they fill this dark room with light

outside by the front door of my inherited haunted house are the lights that will help the deceased my beloved ancestors find their way back from the grave to revisit their home

that path they must follow along the way is a dark path from the tomb back to the world of the mortal

I began setting the dining room table with Aunt Margaret’s favorite China dishes white and blue rim trimmed in gold crystal glasses linen dinner napkins and the proper place setting of silverware

she wouldn’t have it any other way

my guest list by invitation is quite long it seems I just could not leave any one off after all I miss them all those who have crossed over

I’m sitting in my living room just to catch my breath for a moment and Uncle Vito entered my mind

he was the unique one in the family the one that held all the family secrets he loved music which I deeply inherited from him the house was always filled with song memories of him bring a smile to my face

waiting for sundown to begin tonight when the veil that separates our world from the otherworld begins to thin

I’ll toss a few hazel nuts into the flames of the fire each one symbolizes one of my suitors

if the hazel nut pops and flies he loves me if it burns and dies he hates me…

as the photos and mementos placed around the house have drawn energy into the rooms the dead begin to arrive it is the most magickal and spirit filled evening of the year…can’t you feel it?BTypREy-halloween-backgroundsremain silent and listen to the songs of the dead

they cluster together in the corner for cocktails to talk about the days of olde

I watch my GrandParents dance across the floor as I get caught up in the spirit of the evening with delight this dance with death was both fearful and romantic

incense of calendula and sage burn and fill the room with a haze that peers into the past

the cauldron is now lit for the first time in this the Witches New Year this is the fire of the eye of wisdom that burns and destroys all illusion and all shadows

…all sorrows are but shadows they pass and are done but there is that which remains…

the music gets louder the talk is vibrant laughter fills every room as it begins to spin it turns lights flicker

dance around the hallowed fire pumpkins grin ghosts are everywhere

winds begin to bite witches chant all night mulled wine past around beware and take care out of darkness comes light

Aunt Mary reading tea leaves as pumpkins candles glare the spirits are everywhere and all is out of control

we gather around the dinner table on this night of Samhain as we mark the passing of another year as we mark the passing of all who have gone before us and those who will go after

teach me dear spirits of my ancestors to know in the time of the greatest darkness there is the greatest light

with that firmly in mind…we sit in quiet and find some mighty wisdom hidden within the silence

the dinner bell rings it is time to begin the mealdeath_spooky_halloween_seance_spirit_bones_1920x1200
everyone’s water glass is filled on the table sits the favorite foods of my guests apples.pumpkin pie.freshly roasted nuts.cakes and bread.meat and corn on the cob.ale and herbal tea

black candles burn marigolds and chrysanthemums decorate as center pieces on the table

I make note of the visions that come to my mind the scents that come to my nose the whispers that speak into my ears

they have returned to the land of the living for this one night to celebrate with me a simple milestone on a very long journey that stretches in a straight line from birth to death

I was walking a magickal path unlike any I have traveled before this was the power of the mighty dead this was pure magick this was Halloween!

I could feel my own strength being connected with my ancestors by a simple thread of truth

the last day of October the end of the harvest season the days ahead would bring colder and harsher weather as the greens of this Earth die away

much merriment was made tonight as we made a toast to every ghost as I am a creature of these spirits

a night of ghost stories and seances a night when your mind is burned towards thoughts of the supernatural

the light of day will soon be upon us which brings this evening to its endtombstones_at_night-wallpaper-1920x1200
“Thou shalt see that Holy and Formless Fire that Fire which darts and flashes to the Ends of the Universe”

~ CHALDEAN ORACLES ~

Return Return…to your appointed places by Cock-Crow or be trapped in a place unknown

My heart lies still for yet another year til All Hallows comes again I shall wait for you my dear ancestors…

Humans have always faced the great mystery of death knowing well its calling card comes for us all…happy halloween!

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Deathbed and breakfast: Halloween night in Paris Catacombs

Halloween, two brave souls will get the dubious honor of waking up among 6 million dead bodies in Paris’ creepy Catacombs.

Brazilian Pedro Arruda, 27, said he wasn’t sure if he was lucky or unlucky when he found out he had won a contest sponsored by home-sharing company Airbnb to spend the night 20 meters (65 feet) underground.

Visitors to Paris can tour the dark, …

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Buka Matamu Lebar-lebar Dan Tutuplah Setelah Menemukannya (“Open your eyes wide then close your eyes forever when you found someone”)

Bagi yang telah menemukan pasangan hidupnya alias kekasih hatinya, maka ketika ditanya apakah susah mencarinya dulu jawabannya adalah sangat gampang tetapi agak susah. Orang tuaku berpesan agar didalam memilih pasangan hidup maka “Buka matamu lebar – lebar kemudian terpejamlah selama – lamanya”. Itu adalah sebuah kata kiasan yang tidak memiliki arti sebenarnya. Mencari pasangan hidup cukup berbeda dengan mencari teman, dan pada prinsipnya harus berpedoman pada pesan diatas. “Buka matamu lebar – lebar kemudian terpejamlah selama – lamanya”.

For those who have found a life partner or lover, a question then asked whether it is difficult or easy to find a lover. The answer is surely easy but it‘s rather difficult. My parents advised that in choosing a life partner or lover then I have to “Open my eyes wide then close my eyes forever when you found someone”. It is a figure of speech that has no real meaning. Looking for a life partner or lover is different from making friends, and in principle should be based on the above message. “Open your eyes wide then close your eyes forever when you found someone”.

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Makna dari pesan diatas bahwasannya kita harus menilai kebenaran dan kejujuran dari calon kita terlebih dahulu sebelum memutuskan untuk menikah menjadi pasangan hidup selama -lamanya. Akan tetapi setelah memutuskan dengan pasti untuk menikahi pasangan hidup kita maka “tutuplah mata” jangan melihat orang yang lainnya sebagai pembanding setelah menikah. Sebab karakter asli dari masing – masing diantara sepasang insan baru dapat diketahui setelah menikah. Waktu berpacaran tingkah laku pasangan kita seperti burung merak yang sedang mengembangkan ekornya, akan tetapi setelah menikah dia menutup ekornya yang indah bahkan menyerang dan galak. Mencari teman juga sama halnya harus menilai terlebih dahulu sebelum kita terjerumus kedalam pergaulan yang tidak baik. Diawali oleh rasa setia kawan akan menjadi susah untuk ditinggalkan. Saya menjadi perokok karena salah dalam memilih teman.

The meaning of the message above is that we must access before deciding to marry someone. But after making a definite decision to marry someone then “close your eyes” do not see the other person as a comparison after married. Because the original character of each between a pair of human beings can only be known after the marriage. At the time of dating our lover‘s behavior as peacock tail which was developing beautifully, but after marriage such a peacock closing its beautiful tail and even fiercely attack. Looking for friends also have to access the same thing as well before we get into a punk relationships that are not good. Preceded by a sense of solidarity will be hard to leave behind. I became a smoker because of wrong in choosing a friends.

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Yang perlu diperhatikan adalah Bebet, Bibit, Bobot dari seseorang. BEBET artinya, berasal dari keluarga seperti apa calon pasangan kita. Apakah dari keluarga baik-baik atau penjahat?. BOBOT artinya, kesiapan seseorang dalam memberi nafkah keluarga. Bobot dititkberatkan pada aspek ekonomi. Atau, dititikberatkan pula pada kepribadiannya. BIBIT artinya pasangan hidup kita sehat jasmani dan rohaninya. Penilaian dilakukan pada saat berpacaran. Kadangkala rupa dari fisik seseorang tidak selalu mencerminkan kondisi hati orang itu. Kekayaan seseorang juga hal yang sama sering mengelabui seseorang. Sifat seseorang juga dapat mempengaruhi rupa orang itu. Setiap orang sudah pasti menginginkan pasangan hidup yang terbaik. Tetapi percayalah biar secantik atau seganteng apapun pasangan anda, tidak akan bertahan lama dikarenakan sifat dasar manusia yang selalu menginginkan lebih dan ingat bahwa dua insan itu berawal dari dua hal yang berbeda pasti ada sebuah pertengkaran didalamnya. Pada awalnya adalah rasa cinta selanjutnya yang ada adalah kasih sayang dan rasa tanggung jawab sepanjang usia itu yang setiap manusia harapkan. Saya pernah mendengar sebuah lelucon ” Melihat anak orang lain langsung teringat anak sendiri, akan tetapi melihat istri orang lain lupa istri sendiri”. Jaman sekarang sudah edan. Baru berpacaran saja sudah melakukan hubungan yang cukup jauh.

Noteworthy is bebet, bibit, bobot (Indonesian terms) of the person. BEBET mean, what kind of family our lover come from. Is it from a good family or criminal ?. BOBOT meaning, the readiness of a person in providing any economic support for the family. The point is on economic aspects. Or, focused also on his personality. BIBIT means a healthy body and soul. The assessment was conducted at the time of dating. Sometimes the physical form of a person does not necessarily show the person’s heart. Wealth is also the same person often deceive someone. The nature of a person also can effect the physical of a person. Everyone certainly wants to have the best life partner. But I believe how beautiful or cute is your life partner, will never be long-lasting because human nature always wants more and remember that two human beings are came from two different things surely there will a mismatch causing contention. In the beginning was the love then there is affection and a sense of responsibility throughout the ages that what should be. I once heard a joke “Seeing other people’s children immediately thought of own children, but look at another man’s wife forgot own wife“. This era is crazy. Dating time much to intercourse.

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Miss Pennywinkle

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Miss Pennywinkle’s was the best bakery around. She opened the doors at exactly seven in the morning and closed at four in the afternoon, seven days a week. During those hours the shop was always full. Her cauldron cookies melted in one’s mouth and her flying broomsticks thrilled children of every age. Her chocolate raspberry heart tarts were only available to those over twenty-one years of age and they sold out each and every day. Fairy Dust cupcakes, chocolate and vanilla, were special favorites of women under thirty and upsidedown bat buns were favored by young men. Miss Pennywinkle’s cakes could easily be up to twenty layers high and made of anything one desired. Needless to say, she catered all the events in the city.

But Miss Pennywinkle had something else in her bakery, something no one knew about. Two of the rooms in the back…

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Beban Hidup Yang Semakin Berat (The Heavy Burden of Life)

Ketika anda merasakan beban hidup anda menumpuk, Anda merasakan bahwa apa yang anda hadapi melebihi kemampuan Anda dalam menghadapinya. Sebenarnya tidak akan pernah terjadi penumpukan masalah jika kita menghilangkan budaya menunda melainkan membiasakan diri menyelesaikan masalah yang ada dengan cepat. Saya pernah mengalaminya sehingga waktu setahun terasa cepat sekali berlalunya.

When you feel the weight of your life’s problem begin to accumulate, you feel that is about to exceed your ability to deal with. Actually it will never happen the buildup of a problem if we end the culture of postponing instead on resolving the problem quickly. I ever experienced a difficulty of life begin to accumulate until I felt a year time was quickly passed away.

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Tidak ada manusia terlahir tanpa masalah. Masalah itu akan datang silih berganti sehingga waktu setahun itu menjadi tidak terasa berlalu. Masalah – masalah hidup itulah yang disebut dengan beban hidup. Bagaimana mungkin bisa terlepas dari beban hidup jika yang menjadi beban itu adalah keluarga sendiri. Agar tidak merasa berat atau terbebani maka anggap saja menjalankan sebuah kewajiban. Menurut saya hal ini bisa saya aplikasikan ke setiap daun – daun kehidupan yang dihadapi.

No humans are born free of problems. Problems will come and go so within a year became noticeably gone. The problem occurred in life then what I called the live load. How could be free from the burden of life when it is coming from my own family. In order to ignore the heavy load or weighed down so l am just facing this as an obligation. I think I can apply it to every leafs of life.

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Seorang teman saya pernah memberikan sebuah saran yang sangat berharga. Jika beban hidup terasa semakin berat hal ini mengindikasikan bahwa kehidupan kita sedang naik status ke arah yang lebih tinggi. Seperti sebuah restoran jika pengunjungnya semakin ramai maka akan terasa berat pekerjaan yang akan diselesaikan dan semakin banyak kebutuhan yang harus dipenuhi. Intinya jangan pernah menunda suatu pekerjaan. Hadapi saja dan angkat beban berat itu seperti seorang Hercules putra Zeus yang maha kuat.

A friend of mine once gave a very valuable suggestions. If burden of life is getting heavier then this indicates that our lives are rising in the status toward higher. As an increasingly crowded restaurant, it will be a hard work to conduct and more needs met. The point is do not ever put off a job. Face it and lift the heavy loads like a Hercules son of Zeus the powerful Man.

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Top Twelve Courses For Married Men (If You Want A Happy Marriage)

Top Twelve Courses For Married Men (If You want A Happy Marriage)

12 – How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy – Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

11- How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation, and Breathing Techniques.

10 – How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
Step by Step Slide Presentations.

9 – The Toilet Paper Roll – Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.

8 – Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat
Group Practice.

7 – Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

6 – After Dinner Dishes – Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video

5 – Loss of Identity – Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other
Hot Line and Support Groups.

4 – Learning How to Find Things – Starting With Looking In The Right
Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum

3 – Real Men Ask For Directions Real Life Testimonials

2 – Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.

1- Learning to Live – Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.

Have a wonderful weekend. Be safe and keep writing.

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